Sat here this evening, just chillin’ over my dinner with the TV turned on to fill the void.
After watching 10 minutes of “America’s Got Talent” I realise that
America hasn’t – and prepare to switch off and read.
Then – a Nivea advert educates me.
“77% of women feel sexy when they know they have treated their underarms”
I’ve been doing it all wrong.
“Hey babe – your rack looks great in that T-shirt”
“Darling, you’ve done a particularly wonderful job on your under-arm area this evening”
Now I get it.
Note to self – must watch more crap TV.