A client (dentist) handed me a completed feedback from from one of his patients yesterday.
“Read this” he said.
Blank form – but under the question:
“What do you like least about the practice?”

I still fail to see the reason for the practice going private, other than greed.
I will seek every opportunity to ensure that potential patients know exactly what sort of person Dr. X is.
I really feel for the practice staff to work for such a man.

Occupation of patient?
Teacher.
Never do business with teachers and engineers.
By the way – my client knows the people that this teacher works with.
They tell him that he is a miserable old sod who regularly claims flamboyant expenses for trips to education conferences and then takes his wife shopping for the day.
That, of course, is vile and malicious gossip – and I will have no part in it.
An interesting fact, however, is that when the practice converted to private, this teacher signed on as a patient to avoid having to find an NHS practice – and has NEVER visited the practice and has NEVER met the dentist.
The form was completed and returned in response to a mailing exercise.
There’s nowt so queer as folk.